Wacky Critters
Funny Comics Jokes and Quotes
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Funny Comics

 

Click on the pics to see these wacky critters funny comics and a critter picked selection of funny, clean jokes and quotes. These single frame funny comics are the creation of artist, author, philosopher and all round wacky guy, Phil Beaumont. The jokes and quotes, not so much really, but the devious plan is to make you laugh so we'll try anything. We encourage you to pass the pics around, though the Critters are pretty possessive of their private collection, so they insist you leave their critter mark on the photos and ask that you post a link to the site.

If you find yourself giggling or something, the only sane thing to do is to subscribe to the RSS feed (upper left of the page) so that you'll be the first to know when new funny comics mysteriously show up. (hopefully every week or so)

The site is currently under construction so pardon all the dust on your monitor. We're still adding jokes and quotes and such. (Know any good knock-knock jokes?)




Jokes and Quotes


A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.--Lana Turner

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.--Jim Carrey

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.--Bill Cosby

A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.--George Bernard Shaw

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.--Steve Martin

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.--Jerry Seinfeld

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.--Mark Twain

As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.--Buddy Hackett

A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, "At my age, I don't even buy green bananas."--Claude Pepper

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.--Albert Einstein

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.--Yogi Berra

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.--Elbert Hubbard

Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.--P. J. O'Rourke

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.--Groucho Marx

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.--Elayne Boosler

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.--George Burns

I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.--Woody Allen

I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.--Rodney Dangerfield

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.--Lily Tomlin

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.--Mae West

Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.--P. J. O'Rourke

Electricity is really just organized lightning.--George Carlin


Short Hilarious Jokes
Wacky Critters Funny Comics and Short Hilarious Jokes
Very Funny Jokes
Wacky Critters Funny Comics and Very Funny Jokes
Jokes and Quotes
Wacky Critters Funny Comics, Jokes and Quotes
Jokes and Riddles
Wacky Critters Funny Comics, Jokes and Riddles
Good Clean Jokes
Wacky Critters Funny Comics and Good Clean Jokes
Silly Jokes
Wacky Critters Funny Comics and Silly Jokes
One Line Jokes
Wacky Critters Funny Comics and One Line Jokes
Hilarious Jokes
Wacky Critters Funny Comics and Hilarious Jokes
Knock Knock Jokes
Wacky Critters Funny Comics and Knock Knock Jokes
Short Jokes
Wacky Critters Funny Comics and Short Jokes
Funny Clean Jokes
Wacky Critters Funny Comics and Funny Clean Jokes
Clean Jokes
Wacky Critters Funny Comics and Clean Jokes
Jokes and Funny Pictures
Wacky Critters Funny Comics, Jokes and Funny Pictures
Free Funny Jokes
Wacky Critters Funny Comics and Free Funny Jokes
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