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Knock Knock Jokes

 
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Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Howl!

Howl who?

Howl you know unless you open the door!

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Knock knock.

Who's there?

Interrupting cow.

Interrup-

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

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Knock knock.

Who's there?

Madam.

Madam who?

Madam foot got caught in the door!

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Knock Knock

Who's there?

Abyssinia!

Abyssinia who?

Abyssinia behind bars one of these days!

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Knock Knock

Who's there?

Adolf!

Adolf who?

Adolf ball hit me in the mouf!

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Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Ken.

Ken who?

Ken I come in, it's freezing out here?

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Knock Knock

Who's there?

Alex!

Alex who?

Alex the questions round here!

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Knock Knock

Who's there?

Alpaca!

Alpaca who?

Alpaca the trunk, you packa the suitcase!

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Knock Knock

Who's there?

Althea!

Althea who?

Althea later, alligator!

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Knock Knock

Who's there?

Anna!

Anna who?

Anna going to tell you!



Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Arch!

Arch who?

You catching a cold?

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Knock Knock

Who's there?

Arizona!

Arizona who?

Arizona room for one of us in this town!

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Knock, Knock!

Who's there?

Spell.

Spell who?

OK, W_H_O.

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Knock, Knock!

Who's there?

Hawaii.

Hawaii who?

I'm fine. Hawaii you?

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Knock knock!

Who's there?

Wendy.

Wendy who?

Wendy wind blows de cradle will rock.

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Who's there?

Myth. Myth who?

Myth you too.

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Who's there?

Sherwood. Sherwood who?

Sherwood like to come in.

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Who's there?

Congo. Congo who?

Congo on meeting like this.

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Who's there?

Irish stew. Irish stew who?

Irish stew in the name of the law.

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Who's there?

Tank.

Tank who?

You're welcome!



Knock Knock Jokes

Who's there !

Egg!

Egg who ?

Eggstremely cold waiting for you to open the door !

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Who's there !

Eskimo !

Eskimo who ?

Eskimo questions. I'll tell you no lies !

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Who's there!

Dishes !

Dishes who ?

Dishes your friend, open the door !

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Who's there !

Disguise !

Disguise who ?

Disguise the limit !

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Who's there !

Opera !

Opera who ?

Opera-tunity, and I won't knock again !

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Who's there !

Orange juice !

Orange juice who ?

Orange juice sorry you asked ?

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Ice cream soda !

Ice cream soda who ?

Ice cream soda whole neighborhood will hear me!

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Who's there?

Alex! Alex who?

Alex the questions round here!

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Who’s there?

Spell.

Spell who?

OK, W_H_O.

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Who's there?

Xavier!

Xavier who?

Xavier breath and open the door!



Knock Knock Jokes

Who's there?

Yacht!

Yacht who?

Yacht a know me by now!

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Who’s there?

Adore.

Adore who?

Adore is between us. Open up!

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Who’s there?

King Tut.

King Tut who?

King Tut-key fried chicken!

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Who’s there?

Claire.

Claire who?

Claire the way, I’m coming through!

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Who’s there?

Arfur.

Arfur who?

Arfur got!

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Who’s there?

Ya.

Ya who?

Wow. You sure are excited to see me!

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Who’s there?

Justin.

Justin who?

Just in the neighborhood, thought I would drop by.

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Who’s there?

Alex.

Alex who?

Alex-plain later!

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