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Short Hilarious Jokes

 
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Short Hilarious Jokes


If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants.


The Miss Universe pageant is fixed. All the winners are from Earth.


Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot them?


When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?


They call it "pms" because "mad cow disease" was already taken.


What is the most important thing to learn in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon.


Women should not have children after 35. Really... 35 children are enough.


If everything seems to be coming your way, you're probably in the wrong lane.


If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?


Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.


Every so often, I like to go to the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture.


If a leper gives you the finger, do you have to give it back?


Short Hilarious Jokes

How do you know if your a red neck? You go to the family reunon to find a date!


How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? His lips are moving.


Man who run behind car get exhausted.


If the number 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still number 2?


Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.


What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?


Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.


Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet? That thing hurts!


I think someone has to be listening to you for it to be an actual conversation.


National Schizophrenic's Convention: Anybody who's everybody will be there!


Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?


Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.



Short Hilarious Jokes

I think someone has to be listening to you for it to be an actual conversation.


Why don't aliens eat clowns. Because they taste funny.


What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? el-if-i-no


What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Damn


Birthdays are good for you - the more you have the longer you live.


It ain't the jeans that make your butt look fat.


It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.


Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.


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